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Pharmocology 101
The trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO..
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
I'll drink to that. Or anything else for that matter.
[img][/img] is not a valid Image. That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while now.

Thanks for the (huge) laugh derF.
Bob of QF
I read somewhere or other, that viagra taken in certain doses can lead to a mental high (as well as the usual effect).

It appears that some people, with too much money, too much time and not a lick of sense will experiment with damn near anything.

Funny joke, though--

Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
derF: I enjoyed that immensely (no pun intended).
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