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Then why does he look so scared?
Doubting Thomas
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But why does God watch me in the bathroom? Can't I get a little privacy?
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
Bob of QF
Don't forget: god's favorite past time is watching people f~ck.

Said so, in the documentary Dogma.

Wink
Edited by Bob of QF on 11/04/2010 15:46
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Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
Hypatia
Then why does he look so scared?


Must be the stories the bear heard in Sunday school about hell and gawd smiting those who do things He doesn't like. And the bear may be thinking, 'He doesn't watch out for everyone. My friend at school has to live on the streets now, and my uncle lost his job and can't pay bills. And, and all those people got killed in that flood, and... what if I'm one of the one's he doesn't watch over? What will happen to me? How do I know if I make gawd mad? Is he going to smite me too?'

Bob of QF wrote:

Said so, in the documentary Dogma.


Oy.
 
seeker
Maybe God just thinks we are an episode of World's Wildest Videos.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
 
Doubting Thomas
Yeah but God must be a sick fuck if he watches me take a crap.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
JohnH
DT, you are ok. God only watches if you crap outside. There are screens that prevent him seeing into bathrooms. God is afraid of seeing naked bodies of the opposite sex.
 
seeker
I always thought he feared seeing naked bodies of the same sex.Wink
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
 
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