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Even Stephen Hawking Mystified
Something that mystifies even physicist Stephen Hawking - women.



As famed physicist Stephen Hawking turns 70, the subject that most occupies his thoughts is not how the universe arose from nothing, or how he's been able to live with neurodegenerative disease for so long. Here's what he thinks about most: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
uhhh, tell us something we dont know Pfft
That's right, I said it...
Heh, right.

While women may not be mystified by the female of the species many of us do find some others of us to be confusing and confounding. 'Attributes' plenty of men must find annoying, or tormenting as well. Smile
Edited by Hypatia on 01/09/2012 10:30
Well of course he is not going to get anywhere with women if he keeps winking at them like that WinkCoolGrin
TE - Are you calling Hawking a winker?
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
Thats what his ex wife thought.
So this guy finds and rubs a lamp, a genie pops out and says "Thanks for freeing me. You get one wish."

The guy says "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared of planes and ships. I want you to build me a bridge."

"Dang," says the genie, "That's a hell of a wish. Do you have any others?"

"Well," says the guy, "I've always wanted to know "What does a woman want?"

"You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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