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Joke on Bill O'Reilly - kittens
Bill O'Reilly is strolling down a New York street when he comes across a kid standing next to a box full of kittens. Bill moves closer to the boy, leans over the box and sais
"Wow. Those are some of the cutest kittens I have ever seen."
"Yes They're Christian kittens." Says the boy.
"Oh that's adoreable."

About a week later Bill is walking allong the street with Anne Coulter headed to a lunch date when he again sees the kid on the street with the box full of kittens.
"Hey Anne, go over and ask that boy about the kittens. He has the cutest answer you've ever heard." Bill says to Anne.
So Anne walks over
"Oh! Those are the cutest kittens I have ever seen." Anne sais to the boy.
"Yeah, they're Atheist kittens." The boy tells her.
'Wait a minute. Las week you told me they were Christian kittens!" Bill exclaims.
"Yeah but now they have their eyes open." Was the boy's reply.
That is great!Shockrangecat: I'll remember that one for later use!
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
Just now saw this. That's funny - gotta remember this one.
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