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no one notices!
cheshiredragon
You know, sometimes when you cry,
no one sees your tears

sometimes when you're in pain,
no one sees you're hurt.

sometimes when you're worried,
no one sees your stress.

sometimes when you're happy,
no one sees your smile.

But just try masturbating on a bus and see how much fscking attention you get.

P.S. - Any of y'all want to come pick me up at the police station in about an hour?
That's right, I said it...
 
Skeeve
LOL, bad boy!
"The world is my country, and do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
 
Doubting Thomas
Heh heh heh, I'll have to remember that one.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
cheshiredragon
I get these from co-workers and my roommate on my cell phone as TXT messages. When you read em like that, they are hilarious. I thought this one was worthy of putting up here though.
That's right, I said it...
 
catman
:lol: Hilarious indeed! It is funny here too.
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
Sinny
LMAO Rofl
 
RayvenAlandria
With the swine flu going around, y'all had better stock up on oinkment.
 
catman
Oh, no! :kitsmile:
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
Sinny
ha ha ha that was funny Rayven Smile
 
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